gayunclejunkrat:

gayunclejunkrat:

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

fckin:

leatheresque:

fckin:

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

jsavannah:

Once you learn how to be alone
& love it
You’re unstoppable.

persephonetic:

bint-nuh:

You know what strength is?
Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

louisloveeleanor:

vardaesque:

420stuck:

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly